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  • Demons 2

    Demons 2

       This is one of the very few sequels that carries a cult status all on its own. Most sequels are completely abysmal and are only in existence because the original was a success and producers know that if the original made money, so will the sequel, by name alone (Exorcist II, It’s Alive II,…

  • Party Monster

    Party Monster

      There are three versions of this story, all of which are amazing. The book, the documentary, and the movie.  In the early ’90s when the club kid craze was at its peak, a complete freakazoid named Michael Alig (the crowned prince of all club kids) committed murder, and even though he bragged about the killing,…

  • Dead Alive

    Dead Alive

         I’ll say it upfront, this movie is very gross and gory, even though it’s much more humorous than horrifying. As far as the gore is concerned, this movie actually boasts that it has more blood used than any other movie (this is actually measured by estimating the gallon per second per scene). In…

  • Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things

    Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things

       Alan is an obnoxious theater director who brings his acting troupe to a remote island to engage in some black magic tomfoolery. Actually, he’s quite a dickhead with a terrible and often macabre sense of humor and delights in cheap pranks. Including rigging the cemetery with live people in graves to scare the shit…

  • The Worm Eaters

    The Worm Eaters

         Umgar is a strange little German guy who loves his pet worms. He plays with them, builds them little houses, and seems to be able to communicate with them. Umgar also runs a camping site by a lake. The townspeople (the Mayor mostly) want Umgars’ land so that they can dry the lake…

  • The Evil Dead

    The Evil Dead

        The Evil Dead was the first movie collaboration with Director Sam Raimi and actor Bruce Campbell. It spawned two more sequels making it a trilogy, plus a remake and a sequel to the remake.        The story starts as a group of 5 young people takes a vacation in a deserted cabin…

  • Evil Dead 2

    Evil Dead 2

         Although a sequel, this movie seems more like a remake. The first movie (The Evil Dead) was made to be scary and came out rather humorous. Sam Raimi decided to redo the movie, this time trying to make it funny but ultimately came out much scarier. It’s basically the same story as the…

  • Chopping Mall

    Chopping Mall

        This is a cheesy little horror flick from the mid-’80s that never really picked up at the box office but made a killing in the world of VHS home video. It starts out with a demonstration by mall security, showing their latest and most efficient security system ever. This new system consists of steel…

  • Pieces

    Pieces

        Pieces is a great shlocky flick from the very early 1980s. It’s Spanish, but hopefully, you’ll find a copy dubbed into discernable English. I had seen this a long time ago and thought it was great. Then one glorious day, I managed to find it on DVD and was thrilled! The sound was much…

  • April Fool’s Day

    April Fool’s Day

        This was one of the more clever slasher movies of the mid-’80s in the fact that it very effectively psyches you out and truly lives up to its title with one of the greatest endings ever made.        The story goes something like this… Muffy St.John (“Valley Girl” actress Deborah Foreman) is…